Master Shake: [flexing] Hooah, lookit these guns! I just pooped a little bit. Oglethorpe: The only thing bull semen has ever done for me is activate my gag reflex.
Nothing else in "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters" — certainly not the labored title, which sounds like would-be "Borat" — is as funny as the first five minutes. Let me qualify that: not much that I have seen in movies recently made me laugh as hard as the opening bit, in which a parade of singing cartoon movie snacks is disrupted by a caterwauling death-metal rendition of familiar pre-film warnings: don't talk or use your cellphone or otherwise disrupt the motion picture experience. And try to stay awake.
Sign in. Watch now. The misadventures of a milkshake, an order of fries, a meatball, and their retired next door neighbor in the suburbs of New Jersey.
The audience for the new Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie can roughly be divided into fanatics convinced it'll be the most awesome movie ever, and casual fans worried that 87 minutes of the show's balls-to-the-wall smartass surrealism constitutes roughly 77 minutes too many. Like the recent Music And Lyricsit opens with a sequence perfectly executed enough to ensure that nothing that follows will be anywhere near as good. Fittingly, the opening functions as a stand-alone bit, an aggressive parody of movie concession-stand ads delivered by the angriest group of anthropomorphic foodstuffs ever assembled.
Or ridiculously funny? You're either on board, or you're not - and even if you were, or have since become, a fan of the show, you may have fallen off, or jumped on-board, at various points throughout the run. It represents, in many ways, the dream-like humor of the subconscious in as much as any two things can be paired at any time for the sake of a laugh to which logic and narrative need not apply.
The film was written and directed by the show's creators, Matt Maiellaro and Dave Willis. The film was theatrically released on April 13, The film marks the first time an Adult Swim series was adapted into a feature film. Before the main feature, a faux theater concession stand advertisement plays.
Time Warner and its Cartoon Network unit are about to find out. A movie based on the Cartoon Network's Adult Swim show "Aqua Teen Hunger Force," a bizarre animated series that features talking fast food items, will hit theaters on April Yes, that "Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
In their quest to assemble the most powerful workout machine in the known universe, the Aqua Teens discover more about their mysterious origins. Weird invents a giant mechanical robot that destroys Carl's car. The Aqua Teens head to the mall to see if they can solve the mystery. A gang of miscreant leprechauns takes out an ad on the Internet in an attempt to mug people for their shoes.